I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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