I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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