After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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