what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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