I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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