just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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