i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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