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(970): View more from Colorado

I want to walk on stilts...naked

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry

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(732): View more from New Jersey

no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent

(770): View more from Georgia

don't you ever do that...

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(540): View more from Virginia

That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....

(1-540): View more from Virginia

It was the best sex i've ever had.

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(207): View more from Maine

A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.

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(206): View more from Washington

In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me

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