If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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