just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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