Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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