Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
ttyl tear gas
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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