Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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