There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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