Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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