so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize