Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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