sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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