Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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