god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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