He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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