You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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