Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I need a beard to bite.
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