how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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