She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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