Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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