Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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