dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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