ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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