S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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