THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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