Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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