she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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