Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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