Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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