Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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