If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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