i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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