I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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