Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Is it because I queefed?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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