hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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