glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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