I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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