Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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