C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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