Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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