Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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