Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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