So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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