Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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