too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There r osticjed everywhere
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
