I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The air was thick with penises
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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