You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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