The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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