exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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